100% Better than you

Afternoon peasants and people who are not as important as me

So basically all of you.


  1. the-lukeharrison reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    -laughs sarcastically- No. Sorry to disappoint, condom inspector. But I’m guessing your dad’s did because if not, you...
  2. christian-mckinley reblogged this from ameliahendrix and added:
    Well thank you I like to think of my sass as one of my best qualities, It may be hard for you to understand that seeing...
  3. ameliahendrix reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    I bet your mom wears contacts cause she doesn’t wanna offend you. You have too much sass to be straight. just sayin’...
  4. ellexsteel reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to get it through your thick skull. At least I don’t get paid for having sex. You’re on...
  5. joshwentz reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    I’m Aladdin.
  6. farrah-young reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    Just like your face. Too bad that doesn’t come in a bottle.
  7. ariastewart reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    Christ-who? I’m Aria. I would say welcome but nah
  8. maya-jacobs reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    Shut up.
  9. lucy-waterson reblogged this from christian-mckinley and added:
    At least you’re going in with a positive mindset, right? Lucy. Don’t worry, there’s no pleasure being given off here,...
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